Break on Through

Some might say that for an online petition to be valid all the signers must live in this dimension. I disagree. I think if a petition is so important that it warrants attention from the dead then said petition must have something really important to say. Such is the case with the "Stephen Colbert Must Run for President" online petition started by the team here at Colbertocrat.com.

When Jim Morrison recently graced the petition with his signature we didn't think he was mocking its validity. We were honored that he took time out of his busy schedule in the misty beyond to support a Colbert presidency. Morrison is quoted as saying "Stephen can sail my crystal ship anytime". Yes, he certainly can.