Success

In an earlier post I bemoaned the fact that very few readers leave comments on the Colbertocrat blog. Now, in an instant, that failure is wiped clean and replaced with the sweet aroma of success.

It seems that Jimmy Hoffa has come back to life and signed the Stephen Colbert Must Run for President petition started by the Colbertocrat action squad. According to Jimmy "I was reborn just to sign this petition".

I guess all the effort I've put into the Colbertocrat movement is finally paying off. With Jimmy Hoffa back from the infinite beyond the FBI can stop digging up the property of Michigan farmers and get back to profiling hippies. That's something we can all appreciate.