Ugly Bond

Has anyone seen the billboards for the new James Bond movie? If so you've probably wondered who the janitor in the tuxedo is and when MGM was going to reveal the new replacement for Pierce Brosnan. I have bad news, that ugly guy is Daniel Craig and he IS the new James Bond. I'm having a difficult time thinking of a less attractive actor to play the role.



Maybe this guy.

I think if the studio wants to go with an ugly bond they should go all the way and hire Danny DeVito. He's brash, he's ballsy and the movie's tag line writes itself. "Big action comes in small packages!"

Good luck new Bond. Unless ugly is the new sexy it'll take a minor miracle for you to pull off that whole "ladies man" thing.